October 2, 2009
One of the lovely parts of toddlerhood is the artwork. Let me show you a few examples:
The Big Comfy Purple Couch

Medium: Permanent marker
Support: Leather sofa
Techniques Used: Monochrome, Scribbling, Crosshatch
(Note the scrub marks, added later by parents. You might also notice the faded marker lines where parents had managed to fade the previous sofa painting – this is easier to see on the close up below.)

The Wall of Shame

Medium: Permanent marker
Support: Wall (under counter top)
Techniques Used: Monochrome, Scribbling
Disk From The Black Lagoon

Medium: Permanent marker
Support: CD Container
Techniques Used: Stippling, Scribbling
August 7, 2009
So we are sitting there peacefully eating dinner, and Bee decides that she doesn’t want to eat her chicken. No big surprise there. The next thing I know Zee snatches the chicken off her plate, she starts screaming like a banshee and she stabs him in the face with her fork. While everyone sat with their mouths hanging open in shock I jumped up and grabbed the hand Zee was using to cover his face and pulled it away — I was really afraid that she had forked him in the eye — but no, there on his forehead was a nice neat little row of pindrops of blood. A fork mark. This is one girl you really don’t want to cross.